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itschel-uh-see asked: You're an ex fat boy and got the nerve to be choosing on here lmao nigga you are a four but want a girl that's at least an 8

thankgodforthepyrex:

brispyedges:

claydart:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

titytwochainz:

  1. You either forgot to click anon or some lame nigga made you his woman crush Wednesday and you feeling ya self. Either way, you got me fucked up.
  2. How is being an ex fat boy even an insult? “You the type to live healthier and lose weight ass nigga” You sound dumber than you look.
  3. Whenever somebody call me ugly, my first reaction is to see what they look like. Only, like most ugly people, no tagged/me all you have to go by is this Avi. This dusty ass blank South Pole ass baseball jersey and that tight ass TJ Maxx polo cap you goofy ass Lil Bill dressed ass bitch.
  4. I even looked in ya archive. Nothing but basic bitch posts that you reblogged from other basic bitches. Every post you’ve ever conceived has 0-10 notes, you can’t even manage 11. Now I know notes ain’t everything, but when you look at it as I have pictures, of me, as in my face, with more notes than everything on this site that you are responsible for, that’s crazy. I mean, those come directly from your brain, you telling me, you can’t muster up enough IQ to get more notes than the face of a ex fat nigga who is a 4 in the face? That tight ass clearance cap cutting off ya the blood to ya brain. 
  5. Wait I found a picture of, guess how many notes you got. Yep. Zero

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Nigga had a 5-point outline on how she was fucking up. Perfect 10 rebuttal.

banged on her

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thehassasin:

A la velocidad de la luz por favor…

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clarknokent:

takenotesbitches:

when you in the club and the booty too great lol

😂😂😂😂😭

Pussy went into overdrive on his ass.

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pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

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twistedtheuntoldstory:

life-moves-on-asdoesthesadness:

little-miss-sunshine35:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

This made me smile

I didn’t know elephants eat that…

giraffes are heartless animals

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asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

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theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

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myhairaintstressed:

This is what we are here for.😌

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nescientes:

Is that an actual thing.

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ceegypt:

that80shipster:

from the gossip site ohnotheydidnt 

aw, kelly really does look like the black girl from jimmy neutron with the haircut. Adorable. (even though she had braids

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fedswatching:

niggas who put hot sauce on everything

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jlothegcat:

This “new black” thing isn’t really new. Back in slavery days, the term was “house nigga”.

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What the hell was Pharell smoking?

labelledreams:

New black? The fuck?! You’re about to be a ‘new black’ once I slap the blackness out of you!

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